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Detroit Named One Of The Worst Cities For Thanksgiving

I’m not going to lie to you, I’m bothered. Usually little things like this don’t get under my skin. However, claiming Detroit is one of the worst cities for Thanksgiving…

Detroit Lions fans outside Ford Field on Thanksgiving

Detroit Lions fans outside Ford Field on Thanksgiving (Photo by Leon Halip/Getty Images)

Leon Halip/Getty Images

I'm not going to lie to you, I'm bothered. Usually little things like this don't get under my skin. However, claiming Detroit is one of the worst cities for Thanksgiving is upsetting. I don't believe it.

WalletHub just released their annual list of the Best Places to Go for Thanksgiving and Detroit landed at number 90 out of 100. To find the best cities for Thanksgiving, WalletHub compared the 100 largest cities in the country based on 18 key metrics. When the data was complied, Detroit was close to the bottom.

The Best Cities For Thanksgiving

According to WalletHub, the metrics considered in the study include cost of Thanksgiving dinner, percentage of delayed flights, volunteer opportunities per capita, forecasted precipitation, and more. That makes sense. All of those are indeed factors that could heavily influence the quality of your Thanksgiving.

Once you see the top three, you start to realize there may be a flaw in the metrics. According to WalletHub, San Francisco, San Jose, and San Diego all make up the top three. See any similarities there? Yes, all start with "San." Do you see any other similarities there? That's right. They're all in the state of California. I'm starting to think the metric about the weather conditions and flight cancelations is really coming into play here. When you go by the weather, I'd expect California to come out on top. However, that's more reason to believe that we can't weigh the quality of a Thanksgiving strictly on weather. There's much more to it, right?

I understand I may be bias, but I think Detroit is fantastic for Thanksgiving. We often get nice crisp fall weather with beautiful foliage. Additionally, Detroit is home of one of the biggest and best Thanksgiving traditions in the country: our annual Detroit Lions Thanksgiving game! Since 1934, Detroit has hosted a Thanksgiving Day game. No other team can say that. Sure, now the Dallas Cowboys play on Thanksgiving ever year too, but that only started in 1966.

To make matters worse, one of the metrics considered in this study was Celebrations & Traditions. Within that category, Detroit ranked 71st. Excuse me? How can we be 71st when we have our Thanksgiving Day game and our parade? I respect the data, but I strongly disagree.

In the end, Detroit ranked 90th out of a possible 100 cities. It's safe to say they're claiming Detroit is one of the worst cities in the country for Thanksgiving. However, we did rank 51st in the country when it comes to Affordability. Although, that's probably not the brag I'm making it out to be. This Thanksgiving, we've got to prove them wrong. Let's step it up this year, Detroit!

Ranking The 5 Best Thanksgiving Football Game Traditions

There are a few things that simply go hand-in-hand with the Thanksgiving holiday. Obviously, there's turkey, eating until you need stretch pants, and football. To celebrate the many Thanksgiving football traditions across the country, we've ranked the five most common games you will find.

Before we start, let's be clear: any football on Thanksgiving is acceptable. The game serves as the pre-meal event and the post-meal "I need to sit down and not move for a little bit" time period. However, even before Thursday, the holiday often kicks off with a football game. Whether you are in your hometown or watching a prime-time game on TV that is taking place across the country. On Thanksgiving week, one thing about the sport is for certain.

There's Football For Everyone

For those who celebrate with friends or family, the Thanksgiving holiday often means a return to your hometown. Many regions have capitalized on this and scheduled their big market football game to take place either Wednesday or Friday night in order to make it available to all those in town.

On the collegiate level, it's common to find a few major in-state rivalry games that take place as the Thanksgiving game. It's one of the more intense battles of the year, given all the fans have such respect for their home state but despise the school there that they did not go to.

Then, there's the NFL. You always know the Detroit Lions and Dallas Cowboys are playing on Thanksgiving Day. The Lions will get the day going with the early game, and the Cowboys always get that late afternoon game that is often accompanied by a power nap. Nowadays, we get also get a nightcap game that alternates teams each year.

Still, with all the football fun already mentioned here, there's another Thanksgiving game that sits above the rest. So, let's dig in. Here are the most common Thanksgiving football games ranked down from five to one.

5. The Dallas Cowboys Game

Bear with me here. The challenge with this game is that the Cowboys rarely have a great matchup on Thanksgiving. For example, last year they played a mediocre (at best) New York Giants team. This year, they play the Washington Commanders, who are currently 3-5. Leon Lett's infamous snow fumble vs. the Miami Dolphins may still be the most memorable Cowboys Thanksgiving Day football moment. That was 1993.

4. The Local High School Game

When you come home from college for the holiday the first public appearance you can't wait to make is at your alma matter high school game. Often this matchup is against a local rival or bordering town. The game might even be one-sided but it signifies being home, roaming your old stomping grounds, and seeing people you haven't connected with in long time. Maybe you don't even pay attention to the game, but it is still the place to be in town.

Quarterback Garrett Gilbert #7 of the black team watches the coin flip before the All America Under Armour Football Game at Florida Citrus Bowl

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3. The Egg Bowl - Ole Miss vs. Mississippi State

In certain college markets, college football reigns king. Granted there is no NFL team in the state, but nonetheless, certain games mean more than others regardless of your record. Ole Miss vs. Mississippi is one of them. This has become one of college football's great traditions where these two major programs face off on Thanksgiving Day. They switch each year who serves as the host. Bragging rights and massive amounts of pride are on the line. This year, the game takes place in Starkville (Miss. State) at David Wade Stadium. It has a lot to live up to, with last year's battle being a 24-22 game, that saw the Bulldogs beat the Rebels (both with a 8-4 record).

Jaxson Dart #2 of the Mississippi Rebels attempts a pass against Tyrus Wheat #2 of the Mississippi State Bulldogs during the second half at Vaught-Hemingway Stadium

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#2. The Detroit Lions Game

Because Barry Sanders. That's why. For years, this game was the one opportunity for the world to see #20 do what only #20 could do. Spin, flip, and dance his way through tackles, causing defenders ankles to roll all over Ford Field. Sanders tapped out of football early. He rarely got the chance to be on national platform due to the team being so poor. However, on Thanksgiving, on a national broadcast, Sanders (sometimes at the call of John Madden) would wow us all. Now, another inspiring personality in coach Dan Campbell is the face of the Lions. Campbell represents hard work, grit, and the American Dream that all deserve to be inspired by on Thanksgiving Day.

#1. The Backyard Game That You Play In

Much of this feature focuses on high-profile games that include professional players. Nowadays, even some college players are branded as millionaire entertainers and influencers. However, that traditional pick-up game you play within your own community takes our number one spot. Whether you are returning to the town you grew up with to play an annual game of two-hand-touch, or forming a new game in town you just moved to, there's something unspoken and special about neighborhood Thanksgiving football game. You hop a rusty fence wearing an oversized jersey down to your knees. Either your teams are set way in advance or they are spur-of-the-moment, decided by a quick game of rock, paper, scissors. Then, you're either covered in dirt or sliding all over the grass because you wore sneakers. You never know who is going to win, but you do know, you will be laughing from start to finish.

Men playing flag football together in a grass yard

What's your favorite tradition in Detroit for Thanksgiving? Let us know in the comments!

Cort Freeman was born and raised in Metro Detroit. He was named Clarkston High School 2009 Class Clown 13 years after graduating. Totally normal thing to happen. That’s thanks to his time spent as an Intern at Comedy Central and Social Media Correspondent for The Colbert Report. Cort has done comedy across the country, both standing up and sitting down. When he’s not trying to make you laugh on-air and online, he’s probably at home enjoying his favorite shows like Seinfeld, South Park, and The Office. He’s also totally uncomfortable writing about himself in the third person. Cort enjoys writing about comedy, food, sports, and entertainment. So, basically anything and everything.